"Bears," she said.
"Sharks. Definitely sharks," he said.
"Bears will knock your head off and rip your limbs from your body, Sweetie."
"Sharks will bite you in half and rip you to shreds, My Love."
"A bear will come at you out of nowhere and maul you where you stand, Idiot."
"A shark is a silent killer, and will devour you and your family before your comprehension even sets in, Fuckwad."
...
They were both only half correct.
