Texas, you are a very big state. It takes forever to drive across you, and your gas stations are a bit scary.
Austin, you are a good city in Texas. Your skyline is beautiful in the evenings, and you have bats.
Dallas is dumb and chaffs my bum. Dallas, you go to hell and you die.
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It's beautiful because it's true.
Well, its a good poem, but as for its veracity, I have to point out that Dallas may already BE hell, and therefore it would be some sort of paradox for Dallas to die and go to itself, at which point you unravel the fabric of the universe and EVERYTHING becomes Dallas. Don't bring that on us Murph! Don't do it!
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